Among this nation of opposing political ideologies,
differing paths,
personal motivations and career choices,
fiercely individual approaches to language, culture and musical taste,
there exists one widely accepted universal truth -
So far reaching in it's impact
that availability is annually limited;
So ideal in form and function
that it is difficult to argue against.
An invention inspired by Archimedes' theory of displacement,
it is a bastion and symbol of our tiny insignificant island,
upon which one and a half million are made every day
and two hundred million are sold every year,
three for every one of us.
Above all,
it's delicious.
In fact, so fucking delicious
that the mere sight of it might cause a man
to forget himself,
celebrate the insignificant
and shamelessly blather
like a verbose lunatic.
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